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"I'm Fat. You're Rude"

"Cheeseburger!"  He yelled so I could hear that.
"When's the baby due?"  She yelled while riding
down the street to let me know that I'm fat.
People with insults are not inviting.

I really don't need your commentary.
How does my being overweight hurt you?
My looks hurt your precious eyes?  Oh, spare me!
What's happened in your life that made you blue?

Yes, I do know that I need to lose weight
so I can live a long life on this earth.
I need to lose pounds so I will feel great.
I know rewards are vast when losing girth.

But your insulting me makes you a fool.
Hurting souls to feel good makes you a tool.
Sonnet Practice - I'm Fat. You're Rude
I am a work in progress.  Part of that work is getting healthy.  But strangers with their barbs suck at times.  And I have to make sure to shake it off.
This was from :iconmicih123: . I wasn't tagged, but I reversed tagged him earlier so I will do this. XD

The questions:

1. Do you have an accent? What is it?

Everyone does! Mine is American.

2. Would you screw with time travel? If so, what would you do with it?

Yeah. To give myself some knowledge to do certain things better.

3. If you were a dragon in a fantasy medieval world, what would you do?

Fly, shoot fire and hoard wealth.
Rule from behind the scenes since I will be an excellent shapeshifter and Master of Shadows! With my loyal familiar (See question twelve.).

4. If someone asked you to slap them as hard as possible and wouldn't be offended would you?

Depends on the situation. If they crazy, nah! Drunk, nah! If it's their gimmick to be famous, sure!

5. If you could marry anyone person on the planet, who would it be? (and just in case you're a fangirl...or guy...Justin Bieber does not count!)

Someone attractive who's warm, kind & considerate...but with a wild side to keep things interesting. I'm attracted to many different looks and appearances so I can't tell you what they look like...except that they have a nice booty.

6. What person do you like least?

Judgemental people. They bring up everyone else's faults to cover up theirs.

7. What would you consider a punishment so diabolical you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

Lost of a loved one. It's harsh.

8. If you had to punish someone, how would you do so?

Get my familiar to do it (See question twelve.). No trace nor evidence would be left behind. 

9. What is the dumbest thing you've heard in your life?

"Because you're fat, you don't get bit by mosquitos because mosquitos don't bite fat people." 

Not only is that wrong, he tried to mask it like a compliment?!

10. What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

I've seen alot. The Fountain I think it was called. Was in the theater just knocking back Zs.

11. If you used magic, what kind would you use?

Unlimited access to Djinn and genies to get what I want and need.

12. What kind of familiar would you have? (It can go from animal to 100% human)

A shapeshifting Cheshire cat/Manticore hybrid, Duh!

13. Hospital food or air plain food?

Yeesh! Both bad. I say hospital.

And there you go!


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Icedragon300 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2015
Thanks for the :iconfav3dplz:. :)
utriv Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2015
You're welcome!  (I know!  LATE)
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Thx for leh favi =^w^=
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Thank you so much for adding me to your watch list, i am utterly flattered :heart: ~Theresa
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You're welcome! - Dan
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